Has anyone ever discovered smoke detector batteries expire and request being changed at anytime other than in the middle of the night? Is it colder at night, generating slightly less power, triggering the dreaded low-battery beep?

Why is it that nobody told me Dawn of the Dead was such an awesome movie?  I had seen Shaun of the Dead and thought it was amusing, did I think Dawn was too serious (2004)?  Dawn isn’t too serious, “Jay Leno”.

So everyone knows squirrels and cats hide items of value. Considering how many hours felines sleep- this photos represents a lot of cat-hours.

This photo was posted on fark, and I can’t help not sharing it again. Wikipedia article on Toonces if you don’t find the photo funny. Ironically, there were 9 Toonces skits.